Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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