brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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