I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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