He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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