Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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