bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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