I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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