Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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