he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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