love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
