I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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