Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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