how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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