idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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