So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You took a bar mat shot.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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