i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
