Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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