How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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