Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Actions speak louder than pants.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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