Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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