He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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