arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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