The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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