Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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