Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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