They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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