office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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