I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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