Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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