New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
it was like his penis was on wheels.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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