is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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