i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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