well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i am craving dick and cupcakes
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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