but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
