There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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