yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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