what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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