She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Randomize
