Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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