Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I am mentally ready for anal.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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