Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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