porn star boner night. come get it.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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