White coat. Heels.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
