Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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