No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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