Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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