"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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