yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i barfeds in our rink
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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