For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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