I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
True but thats because hes a fetus.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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