official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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