if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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