she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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