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(925): View more from California

2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?

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(231): View more from Michigan

i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke

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(614): View more from Ohio

She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.

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(607): View more from New York

The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach

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(775): View more from Nevada

He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend

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I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman

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(314): View more from Missouri

I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.

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