Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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