so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize