my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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