she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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