she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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