fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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