Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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